Johnny
(jah-nee) 1 one who has no fear; having courage; having a fine appearance 2 gallant, courteous, like an ideal knight 3 someone with a special charm or allure that inspires allegiance or devotion 4 one of, if not the coolest person you’ll encounter in your lifetime 5 the most interesting man in the room at all times 6 one who has an incredibly oversized c-ck
“omg…he’s hung like johnny!”
a street name for a condom
also a name for a person
ì slapped the johnny on and rammed her
have you ever met a johnny? well, if you haven’t, then you’re missing out. he’s the most amazing person in the world. just seeing him gives you b-tterflies. he can make you feel amazing just by holding you in his arms. when you’re worried about other girls, he’ll give you the sweetest reasons why you don’t have to worry. he doesn’t realize how special he is, which is a shame, but at least you have you have an entire lifetime to show him. don’t ever take him for granted because you will regret it. he has the most gorgeous brown eyes, and is extremely s-xy. he could have any girl in the world, so you should feel really lucky if he chooses to be with you <3
me: i don't trust her..
johnny: why? she's just a friend.
me: so..i can tell she likes you..
johnny: don't worry..she's not my type.
me: well, who is?
johnny: you are 🙂
word used for guys that are full of hotness and are s-xpots.
random girl on the street: omg look at that johnny over there! hes full of hotness just like that definithing definition says!
a person with an awesome personality. always calm and cool and knows how to handle things. girl-magnet and definitely hot.
you have a "johnny" personality.
scottish slang, condoms
'a packet of johnies'
"johnny" is a codeword used whenever you're doing something you're not supposed to be, and there are teachers/police around that your colleagues need to be informed of. rather than shouting "teacher!" or "the cops!", shout "johnny", and the afore mentioned authorities will not be drawn to the scene, giving your friends enough time to resume lawfulness.
"we're gonna beat this poor kid up. who's on johnny watch?"
"i'll look out for johnnies for ya."
"no, you're the kid we're gonna beat up."
"oh. d-mn."
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