when your computer or phone doesn’t give a sh*t about life and turns of with no warning.
f*ck, my computer johnnyed itself
- brittany lafon
ratchet *ss b*tch,wh*r*, female single mother who sleeps with men for money while depending on others to get by in life and take care of all her responsibilitys. i don’t like being a self respecting woman my kids can look up to, instead i would rather be a brittany lafon and lay on my back […]
- couch lounger
a person with no permanent residence, who appeals to the sympathy of people who do not want to see the person officially homeless and on the streets, but who refuses to take advice or work to change their situation, att*tude or actions in any meaningful way. they move from couch to couch, (house to house) […]
- syrup tapper
someone who sticks a pine cone in their *ss and m*st*rb*t*s. yo, that dude josh? he’s a real syrup tapper. that fool smells like the pine sol lady combined with greek wine.
- big d*ck personality
when a guys personality would lead you to *ssume that they have a big d*ck. “i was really disappointed at how small it was when he whipped it out because he had such a big d*ck personality.”