John’s Law


john’s law… “if she’s hot… she’s either gay, or left five minutes ago”.
inspired and created using the seemingly endless quest for women, embarked, but as yet not completed by my friend, john
told you she’s a dyk-!!… cl-ssic case of john’s law

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