Johnson Controls
phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving s-x. alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. a shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.
if you expect to get any; you better have a johnson control, or keep your johnson under control.
the components that regulate the suction action of a p-n-s enlargement device. often mistaken for s-m-n’s b-n-r technology.
i got a big stiffy, thanks to johnson controls.
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