JOHNSON FEST


this is ussually a team event. it involves a bunch of dum-sses tugging on one another’s w-lly at the same time.
the sales dept is having a johnson fest today.
a nudist party. held usually in germany. males from around the world flock to the johnson fest to look at other men and wear frilly pink socks. not to be confused with the ‘sausage fest’ known as lindsay koscielski.
man, that mtv is one huge johnson fest.

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