Johnson Maneuver


when someone driving near you is horrible and shouldn’t be behind the wheel, normally a fat old lady of a certain decent and you have to do some sort of james bond esk maneuever and cut the person off like a d-ck move a.k.a. “johnson” and nearly incapacitate you and your p-ssengers in the vehicle.
you can even go a step forward and get the person at a red light get out of the car and slap your junk on the person’s windshield thus completing the johnson maneuver.
johnson maneuver, d-ck move, move from nam

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