Johnson Treatment


named after the pursu-ssive technique used by lyndon b. johnson. a johnson treatment is a handjob provided by a person or the opposite or same s-x. generally used while texting.
yea i gave him the johnson treatment, but he didnt seem to enjoy it.

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