Johnsonville Brat


1. a brand name of bratwurst sausages, possibly known to some canadians for their low-budget, ridiculous commercial from around 2005.

2. an extended, more p-n-s-image-conjuring version of the slang word johnson.

note: another funny sausage name to b-st-rdize by referring to p-n-ses is english banger.
so what i didn’t realize last night when that stipper grabbed my johnsonville brat was that she was distracting me while she stole my ring and my watch.

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