Joker-San Female Rating System
this rating system originated in the bowels of las vegas by one of the city’s finest and foremost authority on the quality of the female population of las vegas underground. ranks are as follows(from highest to lowest):
scab cracker
gash
f-ckbag
c-m tanker
drink tickets
gas money.
this rating system is not limited to las vegas at all. it is currently being used by all the “urban peeps” in hawaii.
“when we get to the club, lets use the joker-san female rating system. my gash is on vacation, so i wouldn’t mind takin’ home a couple of f-ckbags tonight. or maybe a drink tickets or gas money if i get too hammered”
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