jokus
a bl–dy, infected pigeon t-st-cl-
plural: jokai
“while we were bird watching, we noticed a male pigeon with a jokus.”
“look at that disgusting pile of jokai on the ground, it smells like sh-t and vomit got together and had a child!”
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