Jolanta


a female of non-american descent who has magnetism and attracts people. charming, funny, strong, confident, beautiful, and very hard-working.

at times childish, brash, and unreasonable.
a jolanta is a good mother, and a comp-ssionate friend. stands up for what she believes to be right.
pr-nounced: yoh-lan-tah
jolanta seems to be friends with everyone she meets!
a hot s-xy giant white -ss.
d-mn, that hoe got one sweet jolanta. i want to tear that sh-t up.

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