Jollocks
also spelled “j0ll0ck5”. from “leet speak”, a typographical language originating from nerdy asian kids with no testicular activity.
definition: one with no t-st-cl-s; a lack of nuttage.
“t3h j0ll0cks 15 teh bs37!!!”
(the jollocks is the best)
“you brother is teh j0ll0ck5, james.”
jollocks is a word that i created in ict about 3 months ago. it came about as i was randomly changing the b in b-ll-cks to other letters. finally after trying jollocks i was satisfied and use it now as a replacement for b-ll-cks. also it is the name of the dark horse on google images. just put ,jolocks in to google.
-typing this and makes a mistake- “oh jollocks”
an alternative word for “cr-p”, “b-lls” or “b-ll-cks”.
can also be used as an insult to others.
“jollocks” exclaimed jess
as an insult:
“oh hayz stop being such a jollocks narny” said jess
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