Jolly Boatman
the jolly boatman is a s-xual act involving 4 or more partners.two male partic-p-nts lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. a female partic-p-nt will then f-ck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the p-n-s of the other. soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. this action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. an unlimted number of males will then m-st-rb-t- onto the “boating” woman, convering her in s-m-n. this represents salty water splashing onto the boat, hence making her “jolly”.
“mate, did you get with that girl?” “yea, i went back to hers and did a jolly boatman. it was sweet”
“i did a jolly boatman to your mum last night with your dad,3 brothers, and grandad. it was sweet”
“i think i might have gotten aids when i did that jolly boatman. it was worth it though,cause it was sweet”
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