jom


jack off material-the act of seeing someone desirable and remembering her later when you rub one out.
that girl licking an ice cream cone in the food court will be tonight’s jom.
the “jack off muscle” located next to the elbow. the bigger your jom the more you jack off
dude look at his jom!
i know its huge, wonder what p-rn he’s watching
used in singaporean context
jom means cigarettes to most young teens out there.
it can also mean the act of smoking.
did you bring any jom? i forgot my pack.
eh, wna go outside and jom?
initials for j-rk–ff material. when a guy goes home and jerks off after seeing a hot female.
yo, check out that jom in the short skirt. do i owe her money for the visual? d-mn, she fine.
just one more!!! we know the phrase “o.k. just one” is only a fairytale and in reality does not exist.
i’ll say this after the office hours are over to some coworkers, “let’s go j.o.m.”
jack off machine… the abbreviation can be used for people named jon or jonathan to form the name jom or jomathan. it can also be used as an adjective to describe someone’s jommishness.
ex. 1 – jommerthan frankfarter is a real j.o.m. the cleaning lady was really freaked out last night when she found his jommin rags under the desk. sick…

ex. 2 – ooh, yeah! all right!
we’re jommin’:
i wanna jom it wid you.
we’re jommin’, jommin’,
and i hope you like jommin’, too.
a word that can often take the place of any number of verbs, usually uttered in contemptment or self satisfaction.
sam: ah dude, im so happy right now, jom!
lee: dude, thats cool… dont be a gay about it though, jom..
steve: jom jom!

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