JOMB Syndrome
literally, “jacking off (like a) monkey, b-tch!” syndrome. first depicted on the youtube video ‘divine powers” by makemebad35, aka damian; caused, as can be inferred, by jacking off so often and/or vigorously that you develop arthritis-type symptoms, usually in the arms and hands, causing you to fail at eating frosted flakes. can only be cured by a clearly insane man pretending to be a “faith healer” slamming the affected wrists onto a table and yelling religious outbursts directed towards the “possessed” appendages.
victim: “i failed at eating frosted fakes!”
fake healer: “well son, it sounds like you got jomb syndrome!”
victim: “jo, what?”
fake healer: “jacking off like a monkey, b-tch-a!”
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