jon boat


a modern age miracle used to glide atop glistening blue water whilst hunting ducks, manbearpigs, or crocs. constructed of premium particle board, or sp-ce grade aluminum.

also an elite team of army fuelers. “go team jon boat!”
“hey guy, why you lookin at expensive worthless boats? you need to get yourself a good ol cheap reliable jon boat.”
“what the h-ll is a jon boat?” (see above definition)

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