Jon Bon Mundi


a man that has a great volume that lives for bon jovi and works at a deli
he also enjoys his life with the jam have a nice day by bon jovi

fun facts: jon bon mundi can fit the chinese army and navy and air force in his b-tthole at one time and he also likes to use kitchen tools to fondle his crater of -n-l cavity
mike hawk: hey what up jon bon mundi

jon bon mundi: what els but jamming out to some jovi and making some sandwiches at the deli

mike hawk: mundi that is so dece do you play lax as well

jon bon mundi: yess!! i am such a dece laxer especialy when i jam to some jovi first

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