Jon Jones
a queen, but won’t admit it. if you call him a queen he may throw his pink hairbrush at the floor, sits sulking all the time and has an unhealthy and quite honestly disgusting obsesssion with his own manhood.
last night jon jones got called a d-ck head, after a rather large diva tantrum, which involved sitting on the kitchen floor claiming to have claustrophobia, he went and sat in the snow sulking for 2 hours in his pyjamas. that’s a real jon jones.
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