jon kitna
verb. to give away. named after jon kitna, the former seattle, cinci and now lions quarterback who has made an art form of giving footb-lls and games away.
“i saw that pile of old clothes in your garage, what’s up with ’em”
“aw, i’m gonna jon kitna ’em to goodwill”
“loser”
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