Jon Roberts
a smart,ruthless,successful and b-llsy cocaine importer based in miami florida during the late nineteen seventies and ninety eighties. he used many people to help his operation and didn’t take sh-t from anyone except his girlfriend toni moon. he was busted only because another cocaine importer he teamed up with got busted (max mermelstein.)
jon roberts:the government hired me to bring guns into nicuragua to help the freedom fighters. idecided that it would be risky to bring cocaine on their air-crafts.
everyone he tells this to: nuh-uh you’re full of sh-t.
jon roberts: -pulls up old news paper article and baffles person/people-
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