Jon Snowed
you are in the sh-t. your hair needs a wash. your bae is gone, everyone is calling you a t-tface because your bae was your bae, and you can’t be lord of winterfell because some guy with a beard is being a n-b.
person 1: -sigh- my girl just left me, she said she was going somewhere ‘hot’ and everyone’s being a w-nker about me liking her.
person 2: man, you got so jon snowed.
person 1: we should have never left the cave
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