Jon the Goatfucker
nickname for a person who cannot be taken seriously because of a contemptible act which forever sullies their reputation. based on an old joke in which a man lists things he doesn’t get credit for, instead being nicknamed after one incident of f-cking a goat.
jon: “n-body gives me credit. i do all this work on statistics, and n-body calls me jon the statistician”
me: “of course they don’t”
jon: “i p-ss my phd and get a research fellowship by kissing -ss, but n-body calls me jon the research fellow”
me: “surprise, surprise…”
jon: “but you f-ck one goat…”
me: “yes, but it wasn’t just one goat was it you f-cking c-nt, you f-ck goats day in day out, you don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn you f-ck goats all day long, f-ck you jon the goatf-cker”
jon: “oh no, i am sad now, i am going to go and slash my wrists like the r-t-rded psychopathic piece of sh-t i am”
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