jonachoo
a pokemon with the ability to maul people with an axe, shoot people with a shotgun, beat people up with his fists, and kill his own trainer
trainer: jonachoo i choose you!
trainer: jonachoo use maul with axe!
jonachoo: i will kill you all!
trainer: good now, wait wait, noooooooooooo! eauh! (thud)
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