Jonas
jonas is a latin common but well-known name.
he’s nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.
even though he doesn’t think so, he’s a strong personality and can deal with problems.
person 1: what’s your name?
jonas: my name is jonas.
life its self, also the new god.
jonas is life, or oh my jonas!
derived from yonah (hebrew meaning “dove” or sign of g-d, and also means ‘the doer’) and translated through the greek ionas to the present jonas. the lithuanian name jonas was independently derived from the name ‘john’ which means either a client of prost-tutes or a device you sit on to cr-p.
also a namesake book in the old testament depicting a prophet’s involuntary ingurgitation by gigantic marine wildlife as part of a divine motivational technique program.
also a reason for screaming adolescent girls to wet their drawers, and for lame rock bands to write mediocre songs in sappy 3/4 time signatures.
(the doer) “you see that girl, i’d like to jonas.”
(the dove) (in the shower( “honey, do we have another bar of jonas under the sink?”
(sign of g-d) “i neglected to read the jonas on the freeway and missed my exit to the billy graham talk.”
a word that refers to a beautiful girl that is extremely honest and decent – not a wh-r- even though a large number of people want to get with her.
d-mn, shes such a jona! i wish she wasnt so hard to get.
hmm, i wish i could get with her, but shes a jona!
a uncommon name.
although now commonly used in band names.
often mispelled or misunderstood
me: you listen to that song by weezer? its called my name is jonas
you: wtf?
in-and-out worker: what is your name?
jonas: jonas
in-and-out worker: jones…joe?, your order is ready!
the name given to a widely popular boy-band who have billions of screaming and crying over-fanatic fans. usually used in the tween group expressions.
“oh my jonas”
an extremely gorgeous girl with lots of friends and who loves music. singing and acting are two of her favorites but she also loves to watch movies and be with her best friends. she loves jesus and is extremely forgiving. any boy would be lucky to have this girl. this girl is the most amazing friend you could have and people are jealous that they aren’t more like her.
gorgeous friends music singing acting movies best friends amazing jona
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