jonathan elliott is the type of person to do something stupid. however unlike others, jonathan is a pro at the stupid. he excels at it and somehow manages not to die. its like jonathans have a god on their shoulder who regrets life but has to do his job and keep jonathan elliott alive for noe. they are often seen with some form of caffeine as it is their main source of power. do not mess with a jonathan elliott because they are strangely dangerous and often have some form of sharp object with them.
wait, someones climbing the school, that must be jonathan elliott.
- outside chicago
you see, it’s not that we chicagoans are extremely particular people; we just don’t consider it correct for someone from naperville, elgin, or deerfield, illinois, to say they’re from chicago when they truly aren’t. you don’t hear people from some little town in california saying they live in l.a. or people from a small city […]
dual meaning: infinite respect and ultimate power. trump as self-described himself as a zaffarkhan of the world.
pure love! i love him so much, he sure is my mulleman!
- thrifty b*tch
a basic b-tch that thinks she’s bad af because she shops at thrift stores for all her “grungy” or “trendy” clothes, and doesn’t even bother ever paying full price for new clothes.. you thought ashley went to the thrift store and picked up some high waisted distressed jeans, ugh she’s such a thrifty b-tch!
- b*tchy sarah
b-tchy sarah is typically a two faced, attention seeking.. wh-r-. always the center of attention, always stabbing you in the back. she might even take you out of a wedding just because she can. sarah is always right, never wrong. these people may appear to be very spiritual. they have “a million friends.” when they […]