Jonathan Grover
a man of good taste and even better looks. usually he is musically gifted, and may speak two or more languages. as a modest soul, he tends not to boast about his achievements or attributes. he is a gentleman, respectful to women and kind almost to a fault.
a jonathan grover also has a bit of a wild side. this sort of man would look and act just as comfortable in the middle of a bar brawl as he would in a concert hall. s-xually, he is beyond superb. he is primal and forward enough to make is desires known, but kind and considerate enough to make sure his ladies have several times as many -rg-sms as he does.
who was that guy who left the party with those two hot girls? must’ve been a jonathan grover!
-my guy is better than yours!
-oh really? cause mine’s a jonathan grover.
-…..d-mn!
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