Joned
to be drunk, yet you dont have to drink to be joned
mate 1: proper joned last night man
mate 2: but your straight edge though
mate 1: i know man!
4 more definitions
to be under the influence of marijuana. to be stoned.
that cali bud made me super joned. i couldn’t even walk.
verb. the combination of the two words owned and jewed.
a person getting jewed, and thus owned.
corban: man, the apartment complex kept all of out deposit even though there was nothing wrong with it!
dallas: yeah, we got joned!
it’s like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d
1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!
to be owned or even pwned, by a short welsh maths teacher by the name of mr. jones.
player 1: jesus man, you just got joned!
player 2: aww man
player 1: hahaha, i joned you good and proper
player 2: don’t use that terminology, it freaks me out man .
player 1: woohoo, you just got joned!
player 2: -scared- oh my god he’s in this very room!
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