Jonite
a person who worships jonah falcon because he has a 13.5 inch d-ck. most jonites only love jonah because they have an obsession with d-ck. jonites are often found with the guy in the room who has the hugest d-ck and would give anything to have s-x with jonah’s living legend.
angelina: did you see anthony over there with a b-n-r i bet his d-ck is huge
sandra: i’d love to ride that piece of meat.
angelina: what about chris’ huge member over there? i need that in my mouth tonight.
me (thinking): you two hoes are such jonites
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