Jonker
a moron who attempted to make a s-x joke but ended up getting a b-n-r from his own joke.
person 1: “he got a b-n-r from his own joke?”
person 2: “i know right? what a jonker.”
2 more definitions
anthing, refers to a noun. also can be a celery joint.
you are a dirty jonker!
what the jonk are you doing?
i need the hook up on some jonk!
a womans br–sts/bosom/b–bs/pineapples.
here she comes, oh boy! look at those jonkers!!
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