JONNICA
a name for a girl meaning “gods grace”
star: hey jonnica what does your name mean?
jonnica: gods grace
star: thats beautiful
jonnica: thanks girl
the language of the jonnes. it is a very elaborate african dialect and consists of clicks, groans, grunts, moans, and other various vocal cord abuse.
american woman: hey! what nationality are you?
jonne man: ghhaaa ghaaa-jonnicaaaa kakk gheeeee
(american woman backs away slowly)
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