Jonno time
when your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by…
“im around the corner” no his actually 2 hours away, “5mins minutes bro” nope his actually 1 hour away
arghhhhh actually im still waiting now !!!!!!!!!!
guy 1: “hey how long you going to be”
guy 2: “5mins”
guy 1:”jonno time?”
guy 2: “yeah”
guy 1: “see you next weekend then”
guy 2: “don’t wait up”
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