jono long


to experience convulsions when confronted with the possibility of interaction with the opposite s-x.

in possession of a grossly underused choad.
she was so hot man, i almost went all jono long
to get sweaty palmed at the first hint of a conversation with a member of the opposite s-x. usually in possesion of a choad.
oh man, hes gone all jono long on us!

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