Jony Ive
n.
a host to a nasty swarm of f-ck-mites. solely responsible for downfall of an iphone by introducing colorful ios 7.
v.
to f-ck up something so badly it no longer attracts or inspires.
me: look at this – my iphone is now jony-ived and will no longer inspire me. i want to put it out of its misery.
jony ive’s fan: you are a troll. shame on you for dissing our precious.
me: help me, scott forstall, come back and fight evil.
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