joose-bag


a bag used to hold the contents of an alcohol enema. it is used in conjunction with a joose nozzle. alternatively, a fleet enema can be used in place of the joose-bag.

the bag is filled with an alcoholic drink, most commonly the brand joose, thus the term joosing.

the bag must be air-tight and (re)sealable, as during the joosing process, it is put under considerable pressure due to the forcing of the joose into the r-ct-m of the recipient.
sh-t, nismo! whatchu buyin’ them cheap–ss joose-bags fo? you know they only good for one joosin’, and my b-tt needs more bubbly!

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