Jophmore


a “jophmore” is a slang term used to name a horse missing limbs and also horses born without any limbs.
i hand feed my jophmore special food but my other horses eat gr-ss.
of, referring to, or related to, a north sh-r- student whom claims membership within the pentultimate graduating cl-ss (ie: juniors), based on qualifying academic criteria, but whom exhibits social and emotional behavior more befitting of a typical antepentultimate graduating cl-ss student (ie: soph-m-re).
she is such a jophmore. her friends are mostly soph-m-res, none of the juniors wanna hang out with her, and have you even once heard her stressing out about applying for college?!

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