Joprah
a male who thinks he is oprah winfrey and who has come to the rationalization that he meets the following criteria:
1. that people will look past talent, skill and experience to love the real broken down you.
2. he believes that crying – not laughter is the best medicine.
3. wishes secretly he was a radio dj, bret michaels, or a baby again – breast feeding from pamela anderson.
my coworker jack lost it today – he gave us all cheese, coupons, and a picture of him using the porta potty, what a joprah.
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