jordacious
adj. so amazing its beyond terrestrial existence; so amazing to sit in the position between g-d and jesus (which would be on g-d’s elbow)
tiffany: “girl, did you see that s-xy stud over there?”
natasha: “yeah, he’s so jordacious. you wouldn’t stand a chance. me on the other hand….”
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