Jordan Carey List
a carefully defined pointing system in which men or women compete for the most “points” alloted for s-xual conquests. for example, a point is rewarded for a conquest for every 2 years higher/lower than your own. another for stds being transmited, some for unwanted pregnancy, ethnicity, overall atractiveness of the woman/man etc.
feautred in the movie carrie 2, and now becoming a cultural phenomenon objectifying woman and turning s-x into a game, the pointing system is becoming more and more used in north america, with some word of it spreading to europe (since foreigners are worth points too).
tony: “yo, how many points did you score on the jordan carey list last night?”
luc: “4! she was 21, a cripple, black, and from brazil! she wouldnt let me have a 3-way with her friend though. that would have been 6 more!”
this degrading list that i saw on some talk show that’s popular among young men. it’s a pointing system having to do with the women (or men) that you f-ck. you get points if they’re handicapped or a different race or if you knock them up, or if you have -n-l s-x on a one night stand without actually having intercourse.
“i racked up 2 points on the carey list last night. she was older and had a dead arm.”
“judging by the jordan-carey list, i got 8 points for getting amy pregnant. i’m winning!”
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