Jordan fraction


an improper, or “top-heavy” fraction, one in which the numerator is greater than the denominator. the term is derived from ms katie price (aka jordan), a glamour model of quite extraordinarily enhanced proportions.

an intentionally misleading and yet correct statement as to the time taken to accomplish a stated task.
i’ll be along to -ssist you in a jordan fraction of a second (just as soon as i’ve finished this coffee).

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