Jordan Fried
a real life benjamin b-tton, who suffers from extreme self esteem issues and premature -j-c-l-t–n. jordan loves men’s fashion, primarily ralph lauren purple label. also he loves quiet walks on the beach and getting stood up on booty calls. he loves retailmenot and is a frequent visitor of woot
g-d d-mnit you f-cking jordan fried
stop being such a jordan fried
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