Jordan-kyle
the act of mixing up a person’s first and last name because their last name could easily p-ss for a first name, provoking extreme anger from a person.
usually only premenent in italian new jersey suburbs, because of the stress of maintaining a constant fist pump whenever listening to ‘guido beats’. this fist pumping action results in extreme irritablility, therefore a heightened reaction from the first-last name mix up.
dayo: why did jordan storm off like that?
jer: well you completely jordan-kyle’d him.
dayo: well his parents were dumb enough to give him a last name that could be a first name he deserved it..
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