has very large p*n*s always is down to get high and have s*x, everybody needs a jordan valle in there life.
jordan vallee a most honourable person.
gaberielle is the coolest kid possible. always the best in bed. no doubt, he will do the most rad things in the world. loves soccer and has a p*ssion for cuddling gaberielle is so cool
- keyboard munch and crunch
when you turn over your keyboard and all the bits and pieces of food and other matter fall out, ready to be snacked on. jim was so hungry because he forgot his lunch, so he turned his keyboard over for some keyboard munch and crunch.
- netflix and jill
same as netflix and chill but instead with just ur own hand. you: h*llo jill *talking to ur hand while netflix is running* *fap* *fap* you: that was good netflix and jill
the feeling you get when you watch a bollywood film. watching slumdog millionaire, i d*mn near shaandaar my pants.