Jordgasm
noun; an explosion of extreme nerdiness, similar to an -rg-sm, can also occur when dreaming about waterfall s-x and staring at clouds. this usually happens after one plays magic: the gathering, reads j-panese comics, and watches anime. a “jordgasm” may also occur when one jams out on the b-ss guitar. this may also be used as an extremely annoying nickname to call someone named “jordan”
bob: i heard jim went to that magic: the gathering convention.
tom: yeah, i was there. he was so excited he had a jordgasm.
hey! what’s going on jordgasm?
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