Jordipster
the jordanian version of a hipster. jordipsters are distinct by virtue of their affinity for thick-rimmed gl-sses, jackets, and scarves, as well as their general affection for anything perceived as non-mainstream foreign culture, particularly in regards to alcoholic beverages. they are easily identifiable by their constant complaining that there is nothing to do in jordan and/or amman.
“that jordanian guy seemed like he was a little too much into alfred hitchc-ck films and expensive jeans.”
“yeah, i’m pretty sure he’s trying to become a jordipster. i think that’s why he just spent 10 jd on a mint smoothie and french fries.”
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