Jordo
a jordo knows whatsup. a jordo is athletic and crazy s-xy. and always down to party in the usa. jordo will make you laugh every minute your around them. a jordo tends to break hearts because they fall in and out of love easily. but a jordo will settle for that one someone once they have found them. a jordo can be extremely private so you may have to open up first, but once a jordo trusts you, there is no turning back.
“omg that girl over there is out of her mind!”
“that’s a jordo!”
“wow, she is hysterical.”
“hm, she is probably a jordo.”
3 more definitions
(noun) a big idiot football player obsessed with jack and the box and his “tube steak”
(verb)to pull a jordo is to stuff someones face into their genital area and make a slurping sound, while laughing hysterically like an idiot.
1.(noun)i was hanging out with this big jock at a party, but he turned out to be a jordo so i j-zzed in his pale ale.
2. (verb)
bobby: so the punk -ss told me he was gonna kick the sh-t out of me
dan: what’d you do then?
bobby: i pulled a jordo on him then kicked him in the -ss and he ran off crying
a big stupid football player that will lie right to your face and will treat you like sh-t until he wants something. that thinks that whatever he sees and wants, he can have. that he can lie to people that trusted him just to get into their pants.
” omg look at him! (; ”
” who? wait. you don’t want to get involved with him.. he’s a jordo. you’ll only get hurt. ”
a girl who lives in a cave with her mom because no one likes her
“there goes a jordo! back to her cave as always”
“good, no one here likes her anyways!”
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