jork
a male -sshole who thinks he is superior to all others. in addition a jork usually enjoys eating gyros, getting crunk, going to tacco bell, eating beef jerky, and doing mean things to other people and then laugh at them. jorks usually don’t have a very high intelligence.
francis works at the concession stand at the local movie theater. sometimes he won’t give popcorn to people he doesn’t like, what a jork.
a combination of a jerk and dork. usually used as a counter-insult to “you’re a jerk!”
“jerk!” “jork!”
slang term used for an abnormally large p-n-s or m-ssive b-ll-nd.
hey check out his jork! its huge!
he is just a stupid jork!
jord keena is a reet jork!
excuse me, i can see your jork pointing at me! it just poked me in the eye!
a very s-xy and cute male that most people like. is known to be very intelligent. was started in the late 90s at the university of colorado in boulder. when a female would see a male they were intrested in, they would call him a jørk.
man look at that jørk!
jork; cross between a dork and a jerk
dan; “brandon, you are such a jork.”
brandon; “dan, please kill yourself.”
its kinda simple; its a jerk and a dork…
all at the dame time
holy sh-t! why are you being such a jork?!
tender pork. pork that is tender.
p-ss the jork! jork the p-ssage!
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