jorwood


insted of getting morning wood right after you wake up, you get it right after you wake up, preferably at 7:30 after you wake up at 7:00am
“when i woke up my c-ck was fine but while i was brushing my teeth, i got such bad jorwood that i was embar-ssed to go down stairs to eat breakfast”

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