Jos


sweet, artistic and loving. thinks about things deeply and thoroughly and is a bit scatter-brained as a result. cares about others, yet can give them sp-ce. adorable and s-xy at the same time. p-ssionate lover. true.
this is just skimming the surface. to really define jos would be impossible.
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an abbreviation of joseph, or an abbreviation/nickname of joscelyn.
i met his new wife, jos, and she’s really nice!
the urge to work hard, be serious and not make jokes.
i jossed my friends since i wanted to finish our work
j-zzed on sight. pr-nounced like nos. usually used when an attractive female walk by.
eric: wow!, deborah’s b–bs look bigger!! and her -ss is a lot rounder!!
marco: yeah, i jos’d when i p-ssed by her earlier
(pr-nounced “jahss”) (noun) jack off session. occurs among two or more males at sleep overs, camp outs, etc., when group s-x talk, watching s-xy movies, or h-m-erotic wrestling matches makes one guy h-rny, and he has to leave the group to find a private place for some quality masturbation. internet access is usually preferred, but not necessary. if multiple males leave together for a jos, the jos is called a circle jerk.
i got so f-ckin’ h-rny talkin’ with my buddies about the camp counselor’s t-ts that i had to go to the showers to have a jos.
it stand for jesus of suburbia. a song sung by green day on the alb-m american idiot.
1:have u heard jos
2: yeah! i love that song
1:me 2

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