Jose Cuervo’s Theory of Relativity
two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely sh-tfaced.
guy 1: “f-ck, man; i swear that night went down so differently in my head.”
guy 2: “yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt.”
guy 1: “jose cuervo’s theory of relativity is a b-tch.”
also see: beer goggles
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