Josh Katz
noun-form:
(josh katz, katz)
coolest cat in all of chicago.
josh has sandy-blond hair, bright blue eyes and enjoys long walks on the beach. josh is a closet-h-m-s-xual (not anymore!).
when it comes to hopscotch and skipping rope, there is no greater champ than josh. he can double dutch like a harlem negro girl and hopscotch like the neighborhood pedophile (which is what he is).
warning: contains 50% judaism.
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verb-form:
to josh katz is to:
1. be gay.
2. fail epicly
3. talk about a p-n-s you don’t have.
4. have 0 friends.
5. beat up 5+ guys with your face tied behind your back.
6. try to give someone surprise b-tt s-x.
7. any mix of obscene actions/gestures which do harm to others but bring pleasure to the inner-katz in you
to josh katz can also be referred to as:
katzin’ out
freein the katz
katztrate
droppin the soap
nihao (some b-tches)
noun-form:
i saw this little girl skippin’ rope like a katz the other day, man.
my neighbor is a registered s-x offender… he’s the josh katz on the street…
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verb-form:
so i was surrounded by 83 guys, all carrying spoons and wearing helmets(!)… so i just said… what would josh katz do.. so i tied my face behind my back and katz’d out on those m-f-s
so i logged onto wow and entered a raid party and started to nihao some b-tches
my friend tried to katz me when i dropped the soap, so i katztrated him.
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